“I don’t know why this thought never came into my mind. It is such a great masterful strategy to get media attention. WWE will have to do something big to top this so as a precaution we are now going to focus ‘more’ on Nikki Bella if you know what I mean.” – Vince McMahon
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We here at Pro Wrestling Powerhouse and Cool Wrestling News are able to confirm that TNA will be coming to China in a latest bid to attract a new demographic audience for the second top promotion in North America.
Yes as it has been revealed in a series of interviews with TNA president Dixie Carter, who’s eyes can stare a hole into your soul…you know if we had one we are reporters after all, that due to the latest string of events involving legendary women’s wrestler China TNA has paid for Largest breast and Buttock Implants for her in order to be used for the purpose of advertising. When asked how this would be able to attract a new audience to TNA the TNA president told this eyepatch wearing reporter “TNA is doing a good job on Destination America but I feel we are missing a valuable demographic to achieve success” As it turns out this was porn watchers leading to the extra reveal that people who watch porn don’t watch wrestling…odd. Carter was also asked about the recent rumours of her being Sister Abigail…All hail our lord and saviour.
With news of the plans for an implanted China to be the sex appeal for TNA it has been speculated that TNA intends to reshape their product to revolve around her implants. In a case of taking the Attitude Era and ECW TNA will now be forcing all of its independent contractors to be getting implants. This has already seen success with Eric Young’s personality implant, Bram’s talent implant and lest we forget Bobby Lashley’s breast reductions…hey it’s both physical and genetic alterations ok and we here at PWP and CWN are perfectly ok with that.
We managed to catch up with WWE boss Vince McMahon as he was having sex with two porn actresses. As he invited me into the room (Hey when Vince McMahon tells you to hang around you do it…stay in the room you perverts) he told this reporter “I don’t know why this thought never came into my mind. It is such a great masterful strategy to get media attention. WWE will have to do something big to top this so as a precaution we are now going to focus ‘more’ on Nikki Bella if you know what I mean” Oh trust me Mr McMahon we know what you mean and we absolutely support swapping her breasts with her boyfriend’s shoulders.
Your thoughts on TNA’s latest T & A strategy? Would you like to discuss Sister Abigail? Would you get implants? Why ‘Coming to’ and not bringing in? Please let us know except the last one because it would be stating the obvious Poffo