Cobra vs. Sergeant Craig Pittman
C.I.A operative Cobra comes out to his stupid theme tune composed entirely of morse code, as even Bobby Heenan struggles to put this awful gimmick over. The curtains open but Pittman’s not there, some guy in army fatigues comes out instead. Pittman descends from the rafters ala Sting ’97 and attacks Cobra from behind as the bell rings! Tony says you’ll never know what you’ll see on a WCW pay-per-view, well he’s not wrong. Pittman pummels Cobra repeatedly dominating the offense. Pittman counters a crossbody and locks in the Code Red armbreaker and Cobra taps.
Wow…
Winner: Sergeant Craig Pittman
Can’t say that was really a match at all, but hey, as least I didn’t have to watch Cobra vs. Pittman for 29 minutes.
We see a video package of Paul Orndorff flipping out asking ‘Who am I?’ while he throws stuff around really unconvincingly. Gary Spivey tells him he has to be Mr.Wonderful. Paul says he doesn’t want to. They go back and forth for about five minutes. Probably one of the most bizarre wrestling vignettes I’ve ever seen.
