“I do not know why Mr Steiner has revealed such a strong threat against an icon. Whether it is for personal or professional reasons like most of sports entertainment we here in the WWE choose not to associate themselves with such hate” – Vince McMahon
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In news that has elicited an “Oh that Steiner” reaction from the wrestling community we here at Pro Wrestling Powerhouse and Cool Wrestling News can confirm that Scott Steiner has made a strong death threat to kill the Hulkster.
Of course when he says Hulkster he means the cool Mark Ruffalo. This is news that the professional wrestler known as Big Poppa Pump (Sold separately from Bushwhacker Hand Sanitizer) has threatened one of the stars of the Marvel Avengers franchise Juggernaut. Reports of Steiner shouting at an Airport reached this reporter as eye witnesses quoted “Hate Hulk cause of his tummy and lower I bisch he was med” At least that’s what the eye witness who quoted Mr Steiner thought he said because as we all know Scott Steiner is a wrestler of countries and theme park mascots that people can’t really understand.
With news of Scott Steiner’s threat against the actor wrestling promoters are reacting in shock whereas fans of the actor are reacting with “Who’s Scott Steiner” which of course has sparked outrage from the IWC. Because if a kid doesn’t know some old guy from 50 years ago how dare somebody who isn’t a fan not know a wrestler. Mark Ruffalo has been placed under heavy surveillance from Police Authorities obviously unaware of the army of security he already has although reports that he was being protected by the APA and the Mean Street Posse are still pending.
WWE Boss Vince McMahon, and don’t ask how we keep meeting we are like that, told this reporter “I do not know why Mr Steiner has revealed such a strong threat against an icon. Whether it is for personal or professional reasons like most of sports entertainment we here in the WWE choose not to associate themselves with such hate” This reporter would also like it to be known that Mr McMahon winked at me at the suggestion of getting Ruffalo Vs Steiner on a PPV which obviously means it absolutely happened right Kanyon?
Your thoughts on this death threat? Are the muscles choking Scott’s vocal cords? Will Avengers 2 be good? Did I go too far talking bad about Kanyon’s credibility? Please let us know except for that last one because it’s a work stupid