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Humour News – Jeff Jarrett’s Draft Announcement

“I am happy to see Jeff Jarrett is doing well for himself. Despite what may have occurred between us in the past I like to think that we have always shared the same level of respect. This is an interesting experiment to say the least” – Vince McMahon

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We here at Pro Wrestling Powerhouse and Cool Wrestling News are happy to report that long time wrestler and promoter Jeff Jarrett has announced for Global Force Wrestling, also Code-named Mid Card R Us, a draft.

This is news that the self-proclaimed King of the Mountain has announced his intention to write a screen play draft. The Screen Play, currently going under the title of ‘TNA cometh that a way’, has apparently been an idea of Jarrett’s for a good while as he told this reporter “I have always wanted to write a screen play about my life as a Country Singing, Politicking, saved by someone outside of wrestling wrestler and I think it will touch a lot of people where it matters” Let us just say you don’t want to know where he pointed…the shoulder has no soul.

With permission from Jarrett, we stole it, we have been able to read the initial draft of TNA Cometh that a way and while we here at PWP and CWN were originally going to give it to the good people of Cinemarks, this reporter was able to read the complete draft by himself. And in this reporter’s opinion the draft was exactly what the title sounded like and not what the title sounded like at the same time. You expect something dirty and you get something so dirty that Whitney Houston would consider cleaning herself up afterwards (EDITOR’S NOTE: Just a joke she was clean when she died the bath water will do that…god that was tasteless).

WWE Boss, and soon to be playing himself in the hit new movie ‘Swallowing Grapefruit Seeds’, Vince McMahon had the chance to comment on Jeff Jarrett’s new dream as he told this reporter “I am happy to see Jeff Jarrett is doing well for himself. Despite what may have occurred between us in the past I like to think that we have always shared the same level of respect. This is an interesting experiment to say the least” Indeed it is GFW would go bankrupt before getting the opportunity to put a Heavyweight title on The Boogeyman.

Your thoughts on Jeff Jarrett’s draft? Is Mid Card R Us having a sale? Would the Boogeyman be a bigger draw than Jay Brisco? Did Humour News go too far with Whitney Houston? Please let us know except for that last one because…just because


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